Last week our new house guest, who speaks only Spanish, asked how she can help out around the house. Among other things, I politely informed her that, "I usually vaccinate the house once a month, but I won't vaccinate her room. The vaccine is in the closet."
Judging by the horrified look on her face...I determined that something I said was not right. Turns out the online Spanish translator we were using was translating "vacuum" into "vaccine".
Needless to say, that was the last time we used that online Spanish translator.