How to throw a rageing birthday party...compliments of our next door neighbors.
-Start the party at 3:00am
-Make sure there are at least 80 people crammed into your small apartment
-Charge a $10 cover fee to get in. (shoot, that's like $800 bucks in 1 night!)
-Make sure you break at least 2 bar stools and 1 screen door
-Have 1 person be the designated police look out, so that when the police do come, you can turn the lights off and tell everyone to be quite 2 minutes in advance.
-Make sure you have a warrant out for your arrest! It adds to the fun!
WOW! That's some kind of wake up call
ReplyDeleteAnd we thought UC Santa Barbara was the "party place". HA, just shows you what we knew. Would you now consider Isla Vista tame or just a preparation for bigger things to come?
Your adventures just keep on getting better.
We'll pray for good rest tonight
Much love
Mom and Dad K
OK, it seems that you have not told us everything about your apartment. I mean, it seems that there are a lot of shady sorts living there like it was a holding cell of the local rescue mission or something. Are you sure it's as safe as you have said?????? Is Wade even in on the cover up too? Now you know why Matt needs his GUN!!! Dad K
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